Failing

Remember a little while ago when I set a few simple goals?

Well here is an update.

Bad food choices

I'm still eating an obscene amount of junk food.

No excuses.

I just am.

 Walking my dogs

Since that post I have walked Luna once.

Yoshi zero.

Finish a book

Nope.

I currently have 4 on the go though so I'm sure I'll get there soon.

Exercise

For about 3 days I met my pitiful goal of 15 minutes of exercise a day. 

This is embarrassing but I'm going to share it with you anyway because I probably deserve it.

Ever heard of Zumba?

I can't dance and possess nothing even remotely close to rhythm.

(let's be honest here and can hardly even spell rhythm. It took me 6 times to get it right)

BUT

in my lounge room with the blinds tightly shut, I did it.

I felt stupid the entire time, which was only made worse by the 

realisation that my dogs were watching me.

With a definite look.

 I could actually hear them in my head.

Yoshi - "Ha, this bitch thinks she's Latino.

Luna - "Oh, dude I know. Did you see her trying to samba?"

Yoshi - "Seriously, I want to look away but I can't."

The next day I had to put them outside for Zumba time.

As horrifyingly embarrassing as it is, Zumba is actually a fairly hard workout.

Plenty of moving and jumping and I could feel my body being pushed.

I lasted 15 minutes but each session is supposed to go for 45 minutes.

So I cheated a bit there and just stopped when the steps got too hard.

The steps can be tricky.

Plus, even though I know this sounds bad/pathetic it sounds,
I couldn't help but be a little turned on by the 

 Zumba animation character who was teaching me the steps.

The playstation actually asks if you want a male or female instructor.

Umm duh.

It was mostly her fault for saying how great I was doing

and for telling me how good I looked.

Damn you sexy animation and your hot back up dancers!

 There you have it.

A recap of my failing as of late.

I haven't given up.

After all, is there not still 2 weeks of Spring left?